Let me start out by telling the story of the Title to my blog. While feeding my youngest, 6mos of age, sweet potatoes, he reaches down, pulls out the toe jam from between his toes and promptly puts his finger in his mouth. I thought of my life, sweet, fun, happy, yet hard, difficult and down right disgusting at times! If I ever wrote a book, the title would be, Sweet Potatoes and Toe Jam. Now it's a blog!
Here I'm gonna post the funny times, and stories, my sons have done, that keeps a smile on my face every day!
I was stationed on Camp Pendleton for 3yrs, my oldest son, Gage, was born there. When we moved back to good ole Wisconsin, at 2 1/2 he heard his first thunder storm, pointed to the sky and shouts "Airpain, mommy, Airpain!" (no that's not a typo, L's don't develop in vocabulary until about 5yrs). Batman and Robin where the big hit, so to introduce him to sleepers, I bought him one that looked like Robin's costume. One morning, after refusing to put his underwear back on, he zippes his penis in it! (I know men...OUCH!). As we would see relatives I hadn't seen in a long time, Gage would say, "Hi! I'm Gage, I got my penis stuck in my robin!" The horrified faces, to this day, make me roll on the floor with laughter! One beautiful evening, there was the full moon high in the sky, Gage comes outside to see. "Mommy, the sun's broken!" he states, oohh boy, outta the mouths of babes!
Oh my Gosh! That's too funny. That is the great thing with kids, the uncensored honesty, especially when they are young.
ReplyDeleteI have so many, wasn't sure where to start! Had to stop with this short post, I started crying! Gage leaves in July for the USMC!
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